but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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