Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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