so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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