i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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