How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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