yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
No subtext here. People are naked.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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