Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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