I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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