any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We left the knife in your bed.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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