why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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