She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza