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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?

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Its worth a shot.

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(918): Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits? (305): Its worth a shot. http://tfl.nu/0784

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.

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at least i was looking out for everybody

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(403): You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone. (1-403): at least i was looking out for everybody http://tfl.nu/ilsz

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(440): View more from Ohio

I just did the classiest thing ever.

(216): View more from Ohio

last time you said that you got chlamydia.

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(440): I just did the classiest thing ever. (216): last time you said that you got chlamydia. http://tfl.nu/33ag

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(201): View more from New Jersey

As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

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(201): As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere http://tfl.nu/2ys4

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(214): View more from Texas

Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.

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(214): Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better. http://tfl.nu/wgom

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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(917): so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question? http://tfl.nu/2bvz

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(804): View more from Virginia

I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.

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(804): I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday. http://tfl.nu/6jwi

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(574): View more from Indiana

I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.

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(574): I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today. http://tfl.nu/7783

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(817): View more from Texas

And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"

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(817): And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?" http://tfl.nu/ufhu

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(703): View more from Virginia

BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.

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(703): BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES. http://tfl.nu/8c1x

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex

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(306): she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex http://tfl.nu/jwtl

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(573): View more from Missouri

BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST

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TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL

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AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT

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(573): BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST (573): TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL (573): AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT http://tfl.nu/zuh3

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(571): View more from Virginia

Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.

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(571): Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come. http://tfl.nu/4p74

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(817): View more from Texas

When was the last time you wore pants?

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Time is relative.

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And pants are optional.

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(817): When was the last time you wore pants? (214): Time is relative. (214): And pants are optional. http://tfl.nu/5cz1

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm so hungover I can't taste anything

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(919): I'm so hungover I can't taste anything http://tfl.nu/o9yl

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