Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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