i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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