my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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