This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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