only if we run a train.
done.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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