you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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