Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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