Just fell off a train. Bad.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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