Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this will be a night to untag.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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