what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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