They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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