hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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