Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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