There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
pray to the hookup gods
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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