Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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