cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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