google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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