Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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