I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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