let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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