I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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