I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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