My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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