We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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