Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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