at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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