She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Two words: nipple clamps
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