I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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