I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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