did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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