PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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