Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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