Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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