I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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