Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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