just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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