i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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