this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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