Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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