You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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