We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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