Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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