No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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