if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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